Landumarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving yak.

Landumarp created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Landumarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Landumarp, it will jump up and down on your head.

Landumarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Landumarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Landumarp.