Farflistipbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy fly.

Farflistipbid created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farflistipbid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farflistipbid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Farflistipbid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Farflistipbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

5. Never wear coats.