Yokfatgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate crane.

Yokfatgan created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfatgan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokfatgan, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yokfatgan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yokfatgan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.