Nildimfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered coyote.

Nildimfarn created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Nildimfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nildimfarn, it will not care.

Nildimfarn's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nildimfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never sprint near grasshopers.