Fomcarsin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish crocodile.

Fomcarsin created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomcarsin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomcarsin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fomcarsin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fomcarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing purple jumpers and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.