Figdussgepkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast jackal.

Figdussgepkon created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figdussgepkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figdussgepkon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Figdussgepkon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Figdussgepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Figdussgepkon must be the most important thing in your life.