Cimved is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying fox.

Cimved created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimved, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cimved, she will turn you into a tree.

Cimved's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cimved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cimved in the centre of the settlement.

3. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the south.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.