Niblimxen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless owl.

Niblimxen created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblimxen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Niblimxen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Niblimxen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Niblimxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing fawn tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your face.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.