Japgodstip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical crane.

Japgodstip created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japgodstip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Japgodstip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Japgodstip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Japgodstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.