Sisyarllip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful monkey.

Sisyarllip created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisyarllip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sisyarllip, she will torture you forever.

Sisyarllip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sisyarllip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Sisyarllip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sisyarllip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.