Nurstanpon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable clam.

Nurstanpon created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurstanpon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurstanpon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nurstanpon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nurstanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never think about asteroids.