Wegtomnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced crow.

Wegtomnad created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtomnad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegtomnad, it will laugh at you.

Wegtomnad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wegtomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegtomnad.

2. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Wegtomnad's priests.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing white shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.