Pogkemcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong wyrm.

Pogkemcut created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogkemcut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogkemcut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pogkemcut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pogkemcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pogkemcut.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.