Quatflycan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody pigeon.

Quatflycan created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatflycan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatflycan, she will cry a lot.

Quatflycan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Quatflycan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Quatflycan loves snakes, so they must be respected.