Zedkamrap Nibbanmon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Zedkamrap Nibbanmon created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedkamrap Nibbanmon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedkamrap Nibbanmon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zedkamrap Nibbanmon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zedkamrap Nibbanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.