Litcad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Litcad created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Litcad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litcad, it will turn you into a plant.

Litcad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Litcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.