Tungarjadzigtik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered deer.

Tungarjadzigtik created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tungarjadzigtik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tungarjadzigtik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tungarjadzigtik's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tungarjadzigtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

5. Never talk about snakes.