Homgab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless shark.

Homgab created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homgab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Homgab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Homgab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Homgab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.