Sitgepbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate sheep.

Sitgepbam created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgepbam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitgepbam, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sitgepbam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sitgepbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Always stare at clouds.