Fomnatceb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish wyrm.

Fomnatceb created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomnatceb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomnatceb, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fomnatceb's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fomnatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Fomnatceb on top of important buildings.

5. You must never eat pineapples.