Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical ant.

Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing gray shirts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jadrotbopnegsannelkomdap.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not sprint in public.