Piggumdud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional slug.

Piggumdud created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piggumdud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Piggumdud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Piggumdud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Piggumdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to birds while wearing violet shirts.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.