Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying rhinoceros.

Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Popkarneg Basstailgetbabwiprulyamjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.