Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered butterfly.

Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal, he will turn you into a rock.

Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Boprigwig Gupbigtailtal must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.