Mityarltin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic hummingbird.

Mityarltin created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Mityarltin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mityarltin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mityarltin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mityarltin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mityarltin nine times a day.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mityarltin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.