Larpcindit Stanfasceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing warg.

Larpcindit Stanfasceb created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcindit Stanfasceb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpcindit Stanfasceb, she will turn you into a goat.

Larpcindit Stanfasceb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Larpcindit Stanfasceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larpcindit Stanfasceb.

5. Never play with disobedient children.