Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bedrenget Bogbophat Rigontfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into pink rooms.