Tofstragbod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful snail.

Tofstragbod created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tofstragbod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofstragbod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tofstragbod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tofstragbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never paint your back turquoise.

5. Always help sharks in need.
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