Dossmutdid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful swan.

Dossmutdid created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmutdid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossmutdid, she will turn you into a duck.

Dossmutdid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dossmutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about optics near moths while wearing yellow hats and balancing six copper spheres on your chest.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.