Saggamsab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident wren.

Saggamsab created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Saggamsab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saggamsab, it will cry a lot.

Saggamsab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Saggamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to sharks while wearing indigo tights.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.