Flamwadrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking camel.

Flamwadrag created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamwadrag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamwadrag, she will come to you in dreams.

Flamwadrag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flamwadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing blue skirts and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flamwadrag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to mice while wearing purple ear rings.