Pangsaffubgom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful skunk.

Pangsaffubgom created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangsaffubgom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangsaffubgom, she will not care at all.

Pangsaffubgom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pangsaffubgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangsaffubgom.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about optics near mice while wearing mauve boots.
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