Targkippib is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful weasel.

Targkippib created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targkippib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targkippib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Targkippib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Targkippib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Targkippib on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the east.