Bonvin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy slug.

Bonvin created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonvin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonvin, it will not care at all.

Bonvin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Bonvin.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bonvin in the centre of the settlement.