Flatwitvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable beaver.

Flatwitvol created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatwitvol, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flatwitvol, he will curse you with boils.

Flatwitvol's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flatwitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.