Sakgum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart snail.

Sakgum created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakgum, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sakgum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.