Fabcamfom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow dugong.

Fabcamfom created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcamfom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabcamfom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fabcamfom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fabcamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.