Natbusbog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful slug.

Natbusbog created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbusbog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Natbusbog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Natbusbog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Natbusbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if four tortoises approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.