Zogbamlag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Zogbamlag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogbamlag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zogbamlag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zogbamlag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zogbamlag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Zogbamlag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.