Bumbablimfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish octopus.

Bumbablimfag created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbablimfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumbablimfag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumbablimfag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bumbablimfag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bumbablimfag.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not eat garlic.