Hasfarnnut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak salamander.

Hasfarnnut created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfarnnut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hasfarnnut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hasfarnnut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hasfarnnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not take Hasfarnnut's name in vain.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.