Likkamdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring crab.

Likkamdud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkamdud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likkamdud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likkamdud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Likkamdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Worship no other gods but Likkamdud.

5. Hide if three foxes approach from the north.