Wadfemken is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent mole.

Wadfemken created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadfemken, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadfemken, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wadfemken's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wadfemken's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing shorts.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.