Jinjadzag Quafhombon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic hamster.

Jinjadzag Quafhombon created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjadzag Quafhombon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jinjadzag Quafhombon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jinjadzag Quafhombon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jinjadzag Quafhombon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.
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