Lakbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent bird.

Lakbun created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Lakbun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakbun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lakbun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not take Lakbun's name in vain.

3. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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