Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent elephant.

Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak, she will ignore you.

Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never laugh near tortoises.

3. Worship no other gods but Benlarnnilstik Konwigbonkbogpak.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.