Gigditpang is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy alligator.

Gigditpang created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigditpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigditpang, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gigditpang's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gigditpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not take Gigditpang's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.