Donmilingtettinat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous bird.

Donmilingtettinat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donmilingtettinat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donmilingtettinat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Donmilingtettinat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Donmilingtettinat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your legs cyan.

3. You must pray to Donmilingtettinat three times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt sheep.