Donmilingtettinat is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous
bird.
Donmilingtettinat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donmilingtettinat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Donmilingtettinat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Donmilingtettinat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Donmilingtettinat's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never paint your legs cyan.
3. You must pray to Donmilingtettinat three times a day.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never hurt sheep.