Witbigcan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty capybara.

Witbigcan created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witbigcan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Witbigcan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Witbigcan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Witbigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about gravity near porpoises while wearing white scarves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.