Hubwabnil is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, calm
mole.
Hubwabnil created humankind five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hubwabnil, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hubwabnil, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Hubwabnil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Hubwabnil's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never hurt mice.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Feed all hungry ants.