Bugnelbog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful meerkat.

Bugnelbog created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnelbog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugnelbog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bugnelbog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bugnelbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never laugh near mice.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.