Bitfobstik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous donkey.

Bitfobstik created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bitfobstik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitfobstik, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bitfobstik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bitfobstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if nine horses approach from the east.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitfobstik.