Pomrullkenbif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless wyrm.

Pomrullkenbif created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomrullkenbif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomrullkenbif, he will be very unhappy.

Pomrullkenbif's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pomrullkenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not take Pomrullkenbif's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pomrullkenbif.