Didlistcad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able gerbil.

Didlistcad created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didlistcad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didlistcad, it will turn you into a snail.

Didlistcad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Didlistcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Didlistcad's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.