Safhomfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, staggering badger.

Safhomfeb created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safhomfeb, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safhomfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Safhomfeb's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Safhomfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Safhomfeb's name in vain.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.