Cipdublabbit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, egotistical dryad.

Cipdublabbit created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdublabbit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipdublabbit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cipdublabbit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cipdublabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never run in the presence of hamsters.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill squirrels.