Zigmisster is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind hare.

Zigmisster created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigmisster, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zigmisster, it will not invite you to parties.

Zigmisster's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zigmisster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigmisster.