Quagyogyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish shark.

Quagyogyam created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagyogyam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quagyogyam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quagyogyam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quagyogyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.