Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan, she will turn you into a rat.

Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Larnappcutgepfas Nibpigzan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.