Fedsatgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish owl.

Fedsatgep created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsatgep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedsatgep, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fedsatgep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fedsatgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.