Gofsafnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage raven.

Gofsafnull created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofsafnull, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gofsafnull, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gofsafnull's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gofsafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gofsafnull's name in vain.

2. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofsafnull.

5. Feed all hungry doves.