Habgamgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful mink.

Habgamgep created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habgamgep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Habgamgep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Habgamgep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Habgamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing black ear rings.