Sugbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, two-faced guinea pig.

Sugbag created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugbag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sugbag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sugbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Sugbag loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your arms.